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i've been reading up on hypnosis and im pretty sure from what i have read i can make you subscribe to my blog.  im just going to give you a bit of a hypnotic induction, which is basically a long series of preliminary instructions and suggestions designed to make you do whatever i want


1. imagine you're in a big field
2. first, close your eyes
3.  open them ...
4. subscribe to my blog